Last night I screamed at the dog, slammed down the toilet seat and went to bed. Unbeknown to me, the toilet seat cracked when I slammed it down. I got up later to use the bathroom. As I was sitting down the head of my cock dropped into the crack of the toilet seat. It felt like my cock was in a mini-guillotine. I quickly stood up and turned on the light to see how badly I was injured. The dog was sitting there. He established eye contact with me, barked, and walked away wagging his tail.
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Sorry for your pain. Get better soon!
Hugs,
Thanks. it really hurt.
Ouch. Like serious, life-flashing-before-your-eyes kinda ouch. LOL
No kidding. It was dark. What a terrible way to wake up in the middle of then night. I turned on the light and the smart ass dog looked at me, barked and went back to bed. Meanwhile, I was checking the head of my cock for bleeding.
Good i love it
Thanks, although it really hurt.
@Scooter0051 certainly
OUCH!!! 😳😖
NOT COOL!! 😱
No kidding it really hurt.
Your dog thought, "You got what you deserved for yelling at me, you damn bast+rd."
You are correct. I deserved it. But I was so mad because he chewed up the power cord for personal computer, and I could not access Adult Friender.
@Scooter0051 You yelled him for a good reason then!
Now what was the dog doing…
The dog had chewed up the power cord for my personal computer. I couldn't access AFF. I was ticked.
Ouch!
No kidding, it really hurt. Sure woke me up. Thanks for reading it.
@Scooter0051 Kinda similar...I was manscaping in the shower a week or so ago and slipped with the razor and sliced my sack. The water and soap made it sting tremendously, and it bled like a stuck pig...couldn't get it to stop for quite a while. Used one of those nick sticks, which, of course, is alcohol based, but still wouldn't stop for a while. Had to go to work with a band-aid on my balls, which hurt like hell to peel off. Gotta be careful next time...
@nova197238 Ouch, I have always been afraid to shave my balls for that reason. Ouch, again.
@Scooter0051 Yep...ouch, for sure!
@looking4more773 I'm not on any blood thinners as of yet, but will keep it in mind