You may scoff but I do have to carry my big balls around in a wheelbarrow. It's not a great look when I go shopping into a supermarket with my balls wedged into a shopping trolley at the checkout. I perhaps should do self-service but there I have to rest my balls on the weighing plate meaning I have to pay a lot more for my groceries! Supermarket staff aren't particularly understanding of my predicament!
Above is a photo purportedly of me checking my balls in my testicle-carrying wheelbarrow! It's the month of Movember, hence my facial hair! And I'm half-naked as I'm wearing a loincloth again - loincloths are very useful garments for Half Nekkid Wednesdays!
Viz is an adult comic on sale here, I don't think its humour would travel well to other countries. ItΓ’β¬β’s a spoof comic with a lot of toilet humour and sexual innuendo, two staples in British humour. Viz contains regular strips like 'Billy the Fish', 'Cockney Wanker', 'Fat Slags', 'Johnny Fartpants', 'Luvvie Darling', 'Millie Tant', 'Roger Mellie (The Man on the Telly)', 'Sid the Sexist', 'Student Grant', and 'Terry Fuckwitt'. It's definitely not a woke comic.
A very popular and my favourite Viz character is 'Buster Gonad, the Boy with Unfeasibly Large Testicles'. His testicles are so big that Buster Gonad has to place them in a wheelbarrow to get about! I've been told that I was the inspiration behind Buster Gonad!
But please spare a thought for me, never mind the fictitious Buster Gonad, in the month of testicle-checking November, so-called Movember.
One November I placed my testicles on my partner's face for a check-up and for some hopeful teabagging. I nearly suffocated her. It's got to the point that I blame my unfeasibly large balls for my marital problems.
I'd welcome any advice from people here on how to check one's unfeasibly large testicles. Movember isn't an easy month for me!
Balls, unlike cocks, get bigger as men age. Clearly I've very prematurely aged!
Below is Buster Gonad with his testicle-carrying wheelbarrow painted on the fuselage of a RAF fighter jet operating in Iraq during Desert Storm in the 1990-1991 Gulf War. Don't say the British don't have the balls to fight!
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Big predicament!!!
At least I have the same problem as AC/DC!
I wonder how Mr. Gonad's balls could fit in the tiny cockpit of that fighter jet!
I guess he must dangle his balls out of the cockpit window!
Cheeze itz, you got some big balls alright. Γ°ΕΈΛβ
I'm glad you understand my problem!
Is it true that the larger the balls the larger the cum load? My friend raises pigs and says it is so...wondering if true for humans also.
I don't know. Clearly some serious research needs to be urgently done!
You always find the funniest things to post on HNW Γ°ΕΈΛβ
It must be the Wednesday pill I take!
I don,t need a wheelbarrow but they are hanging lower every year.
My balls seem to be sagging a bit nowadays!
Bahahahahahaha!!!!!
It's all balls!
Those won't fit in any lady's mouth, LOL.
They don't fit in an airplane seat either!
That's some pretty weighty balls for someone to carry around in a wheelbarrow. And Anmlmn is right you got to be careful bumping into anything. I sure hope they are not blue too..
I hope you enjoy a very happy hump day..
I try to be very careful when out and about in public, but accidents do happen! The local hospital are quite used to my regular visits!
You have to be careful you don't bump into anything or that could really hurt. Lol
I'm now looking out for a bumper to wear round my balls. Amazon doesn't seem to sell one!
Too bad I gave away my wheelbarrow, that's a rather fun HNW pose! (not that I need a wheelbarrow to hold any of my lady parts).
Wheelbarrows are very useful!
I don't know if we have comic books like that here, but perhaps this is the point.
Happy HN-C.
Viz is no Marvel comic. I suspect it's a very British thing.
Balls grow with age? What's your source of information? I thought they shrink due to loss of testosterone and testicular atrophy.
I think your balls are a reasonable size.
I haven't got a source, just based on observation. Perhaps balls sag with age!
My balls are a handful!
@spunkycumfun ah well, that sounds about right.
@joisygirl Could be a faceful too!
@spunkycumfun Only one way to find out...
@joisygirl Two ways!
@spunkycumfun two ways?
@joisygirl Two testicles!
@spunkycumfun Ah right, of course... What was the question again?
@joisygirl I've forgotten!
@spunkycumfun haha, me too xx