Map of Cornwall, England:
Following my debut in penning sonnets(see A BOOK OF HALF-NAKED SONNETS), @MsSkinny paid me to write a sonnet for her which I duly did - see A SONNET FOR DINGESS DONGESS DUNG, and I was challenged (well self-challenged) to write a sonnet for @OddsAgainst, a challenge which I duly met - see A SONNET FOR KEVIN BIG SPROUT KILT.
Recently @citizen4722 wanted me to write a sonnet for him and, though he didn't offer any money, I didn't expect him to pay for such a service!
Since I penned my last sonnet, I received some welcome advice from @superbjversion2, who hails from Grand Rapids in Michigan, on how to get my Nottingham sonnets more sonnet-like. She suggested I write 14 alternate rhyming lines rather than 14 rhyming lines. I'd be a fool to ignore her wise counsel, and I now call my alternate rhyming 14-line efforts Grand Nottingham Rapids sonnets!
As some of you already know, @citizen4722's porn name is Mal Fucksion. Below is my Grand Nottingham Rapids sonnet in honour of @citizen4722.
THIS IS NO SEXUAL MALFUNCTION
It was a dark and stormy night, thoughts were primal
This Cornish man, naked and primed, was on a mission
He put aside all thoughts that were fatally abysmal
Solely concerned with sharpening his crafty erection
Manoeuvres weren't going to be straightforwardly normal
For the mood was full of expectant and lusty frission
With the woman, barely robed, giving a look so feral
And his tongue darting, she was getting some suction
This once chaste woman noised like an untamed animal
His magnificent manhood proudly standing at attention
Thoughts of entering her cave, invitingly wet and floral
With a pounding rhythm and a frenzy of thrusting passion
A climax was had marking the very end of all things carnal
A broken bed left, the only reminder of this lascivious session
Next up is a sonnet for @staci_19702 (aka Texas Erectus). Now that will be an interesting challenge and hopefully composition!
Rebecca Sugar's Connie Maheswaran and Steven Universe:
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While visiting a lover in Jacksonville, Florida his bed came apart. Multiple times. I think he caught it on video. We were having a LOT of fun
I've never broken a bed while having sex. I obviously need to thrust harder!
Dated a Cornish woman , who took exception to be considered English . Alas there were no broken beds
There is a Cornish independence movement.
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Thanks for stopping by.
Another great Sonnet, but I like the ones where each line rhymes just one of my preferences..
I hope your Sunday is a relaxing one..
I've been advised that 14 rhyming lines isn't a proper sonnet! 14 rhyming lines are easier to do than alternate rhyming lines.
I'm so proud wipes a happy tear
I'm going to take that as a compliment!
@spunkycumfun Of course it's a compliment ... right up there with your baby's first steps. Γ°ΕΈΛβ
Working under BJ is always a good idea.
And over her!
S, youΓ’β¬β’re quite the poet!! And on demand!
There's room for a lot of improvement!