Today's Half Nekkid Wednesday's theme is April 01 : Spring. Rather than blogging about spring as a season, I thought I'd blog about my Slinky spring I once wore on a naked bike ride.
Did or do you own a Slinky spring to play with?
I've always enjoyed playing with a Slinky, especially down stairs, when I was a kid. But when I became an adult, I realised my Slinky could be used as a cock ring as it was the right length and, more important, the right girth girth for my cock. My partners loved sex with me while wearing a Slinky.
On one holiday at Cap D'Agde, a naturist and swingers resort on the French Mediterranean coast, my then partner and I took part in the World National Bike Ride, an annual event held in June. My partner insisted I wear my Slinky cock ring, plus the obligatory sun hat and sunglasses. Other male bike riders were so impressed with my Slinky cock ring that they cut segments off it for their own use. Little did I know that naturists always have access to a metal cutter!
Below is me half-naked holding my bike up just behind my totally naked partner at the start of the naked bike ride. I only had one segment of my Slinky cock ring left on my cock such was my Slinky's popularity. After the bike race in the hotel bedroom, sex with my partner, despite wearing my pink Crocs, wasn't so good with just one ring of Slinky!
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Played with a slinky as a youth. Can still remember most of the song from their commercials:
*A slinky, A slinky,
It's a wonderful toy
A slinky, A slinky,
Fun for girls and boys
Everyone loves a slinky
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slinky)
PS: Looking up the lyrics, I am slightly wrong
I've not come across that song before.
@OddsAgainst I'll try and check it out.
The only part I could recall was the first line
Not sure how I would like wearing a slinky spring cock ring. I would love to take part in a naked bike ride.
I good to see that you are still posting and getting out having fun.
And it's great to see you around. Blogland has got quieter since you last posted.
I've played with Slinkys but never owned one. I'd still play with them if they came with a cock.
(I'll be good and not mention the impossibility of cutting rings off of a Slinky. You can only cut arcs)
I'm glad you were good not mentioning it!
Google "Slinky Cock"
(https://www.etsy.com/listing/4400266006/funny-dinky-slinky-penis-spring-toy?dd_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F)
(https://maddiesmagicalmenagerie.com/products/shlong-ky-penis-slinky)
We had a great staircase with a turn in it and the challenge was to try and get your slinky to make it all the way down. Hours of fun! Happy HNW
My parents' staircase was similar and as a kid I tried to master that challenge. I always failed. I blamed the carpet on the stairs!
@spunkycumfun failed too
I had one of the original models. Now, I have a slinky like plastic version with my former company's logo.
That original model may be worth some money now.
Ah! Yes! Those soft steel springs that went down descending the stairs one by one by themselves! My son had one: so clever and simple. If they made one today, it would probably run on lithium batteries, have Bluetooth and Wi-Fi... and break after three days 😄
Sometimes the simple toys are the best.
Cap D'Agde is a beautiful place with or without cloth.
Cap d'Agde is a great place, though I found naked grocery shopping a bit weird!
So many uses for slinkies 😂
They're great toys!
Riding a bike naked could be dangerous if you crash. 🤕 I had a Slinky way back in the 70’s. 😎
Riding a bike is dangerous enough even when fully dressed!
I see that "you" were too shy and had to wear a mask for the bike ride - pity!
I'm often shy when naked!
I had a slinky when I was a little girl too they were so much fun to play with. What a great way you have introduced Spring.
I hope your Thursday continues to be a thrilling one for you..🙂
Playing with a Slinky still is fun even as an adult!
Happy HNW!! 🥳🎉ðŸ˜ðŸŽŠðŸ˜Å
Many thanks.
@spunkycumfun
I LOVED Slinky as a Kid!! ðŸ˜ðŸ‘ðŸ¼
@YourDickToUse196 So did I, and still do as an adult!
@spunkycumfun
Never Grow Up!!!! 😜ðŸ˜ðŸ‘ðŸ¼
You may recall, S gets kick out of putting me in a cock cage, and wanted to try using a Slinky once. Only problem was - she couldn't find one in a big enough diameter - APRIL FOOL'S!
And Happy HN-C to you as well.
I wasn't fooled!