Given today's Half Nekkid Wednesday's theme is June 17 : Things that start with K or L, I want to tell you a secret. It involves Karl Lagerfeld and Kuala Lumpur. Mum's the word!
I've just returned from Kuala Lumpur, the capital city of Malaysia. It was very hot and humid, but the food was delicious - beef rendang is exquisite. I was there for a top modelling job.
Chanel organised a fashion show celebrating the work of the German fashion designer-cum-photographer, Karl Lagerfeld. The French luxury fashion house invited Karl Lagerfeld's favourite models. Linda Evangelista, Claudia Schiffer, Cara Delevingne, Baptiste Giabiconi, Kendall Jenner, Kaia Gerber, Adut Akech, and his godson Hudson Groenig, all modelled his designs and re-created his photographs at the show. Unbeknown to many, I was one of Karl Lagerfeld's favourite male models and so obviously I was invited along as well as being handsomely remunerated.
It was hard work but I did manage to squeeze in an amazing threesome with Cara Delevingne and Adut Akech. It's a good job I packed both condoms (Asian condoms are much too small for me!) and blue pills in my suitcase as the two models were insatiable. It was also a good job that David Gandy, a top English model and my rival, wasn't invited as no doubt he would have muscled in on my threesome. The top French model, Baptiste Giabiconi, tried to gatecrash the threesome but the two women told him to get lost! Also Claudia Schiffer knocked on the door midway through proceedings asking to join in, but she was told to make herself scarce!
At the show I had to pretend to be a half-naked chocolate-coated Baptiste Giabiconi in a painting with Karl Lagerfeld appearing as a hologram - see photo above. I had to work hard for my money! But my artistic highlight of the fashion show was a re-creation of a scene from the French television series, Becoming Karl Lagerfeld - see photo below. I'm the one nearly naked on the left. This scene was taken just after my afternoon threesome and I only just had time to slip on a flesh-coloured posing pouch but no time to slip on my Crocs!
Just to repeat, this is a secret. Chanel doesn't know I'm blogging about its event commemorating Karl Lagerfeld in Kuala Lumpur. I signed a non-disclosure agreement!
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Crocs would ruin the aesthetics 🤨
In my book, Crocs always enhance the aesthetics!
With Naughty Notties porn studio shut down, I'm glad you found a way to keep busy.
I've been told that Naughty Nottie Hotties is struggling to raise money for its porn films!
@spunkycumfun It will be harder yet, now that the Major Oak has passed on.
@superbjversion2 I heard the sad news last night. Where will Robin Hood and Maid Marian meet?
@spunkycumfun they will need to find a minor oak and start a new tradition
You really know how to get the best inside scoops in show biz LOL! Very nice briefs hard on BTW
It pays to be well connected!
@spunkycumfun I does!
I don’t know the names you mentioned. But I don’t think any straight men would turn down Claudia Schaffer
I wouldn't!
Another great tribute to HNW my friend. I hope your hump day continues to be an enjoyable on..?
Many thanks.
I love the knocked over chair - it gives the feel that perhaps some violent sex has just been had.
That chair was used in the threesome!
Your brain never ceases to amaze me lol
I perhaps need brain surgery!
Ah, what a hectic life being a model must be, right? If I told you... although I've never eaten steak in Kuala Lumpur.
Modelling is a tough gig!
@spunkycumfun Yep! it is
Huh, I never knew Karl Lagerfeld was a cum photographer. Where are your cum shots with Claudia?
Happy HN-C.
Claudia never got to savour my cum in the show!