Today's Half Nekkid Wednesday's theme is August 19 : Things that start with O or P.
I've just come back from a secret mission. Operation Penis.
My agent was approached asking whether I was prepared to flash my penis while pretending it was someone else's. Of course I said yes when a £250,000 fee was mentioned. MY CLIENT wants to remain ANONYMOUS because he's VERY EMBARRASSED about the shape and size of his PENIS! (I hope I haven't let the cat out of the bag!)
I had to go to a secret address in Washington DC to flash my penis while impersonating my client in his very large garden. Above is a photo of me half-naked flashing my penis. I can categorically say that my hand and penis are much bigger than my client's hand and penis!
Before I left my client's home, I went to the bathroom near a half-finished ballroom. Inside the bathroom I noticed that my client had a dick head toothpaste cap. I took a quick photo of it - see below. Knowing my client, who shall still remain anonymous, though not surprised at the tacky novelty, I was surprised that it wasn't a gold-plated mushroom head toothpaste cap!
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That toothpaste cap would be a hit at a lifestyle party
I'm sure all swingers would have very clean teeth!
Happy HNW!
many thanks. I'll reply to your mail tomorrow - I've been away for a few days!
You get the craziest requests lol. Thanks for the chuckles. The toothpaste top is nuts.
I hope no one buys me that toothpaste cap for Xmas!
Another great tribute to HNW my friend, you always come up with great things to share. I hope you continue to enjoy a very happy hump day.
I'm glad you liked my HNW post.
I may never use toothpaste again after seeing this.
Happy HN-C.
Toothpaste will never be the same!
LOL!!!
I'm glad you found the post funny.
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Happy Belated HNW!
@YourDickToUse196 Thanks.
Lol. i wonder who is the dick head client
I've been told he also lives in Florida sometimes!