Below are ten unfortunate sex-related accidents:
Have you ever had a sex-related accident or injury?
Bar for cramp, I've never had an accident while or after having sex. A friend of mine once had to be rushed into hospital because he twisted his testicles while having sex with his girlfriend. Ouch!
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Well, once a bed leg broke when I was being fucked in a shabby hostel, but it wasn't really so dangerous, just temporarily interrupted the "thing", and I highline the word "temporarily"
I'm sorry (though not much) for using such a "raw" tone, but that's what's appropriate for that particular occasion.
I'm pleased it was the bed's leg and not your leg broken. If the latter, that would have been some rough sex!
I'm sure ERs have seen it all
It would be interesting to be a fly on the wall in an emergency room.
Thanks for sharing these disturbing sex accidents as it reminds me of a TV show here called Sex Sent Me To The ER!! It amazes me what some people will do to enhance their sexual pleasures.
I have never had a sex accident, although we have broke a couple of beds..lol
I hope you enjoy a wonderful weekend my friend. ??
I came across that show in compiling this blog post. Probably some of the examples were aired on Sex Sent Me to the ER.
The lengths some people go to! I've heard of some pretty crazy things, but those take the cake!
Never under-estimate the stupidity of humans!
@spunkycumfun SO TRUE!!!
Some of those are quite incredible. Concrete in your butt?? 🤔 Maybe they misunderstood what "quick hardening" meant on the concrete package. 😂
Nothing too exciting to report here, just the normal assortment of bruises and cramps. Maybe I need to try harder?
My sources were reputable magazines though, of course, I don't know their sources.
Nothing too severe....once got caught in the act in the woods....zipped up too quickly and snagged my scrotum in the zipper.....no serious damage but painful none the elss
I can vouch that getting one's willy caught in a zip is certainly painful.
In the middle of getting a blow job, it was interrupted by a crown on a tooth getting knocked off
I hope the blowjob continued!
@spunkycumfun sadly, no
The concrete mix in the rectums was really crazy. I am guilty of putting a candy cane in my asshole when I did a Christmas blog post a few years back. A female blogger responded by calling me candy ass. I didn’t mind that. LOL!!
Being called candy ass is a compliment!
Hip muscle tear from Cowboy dropping on me after he climaxed. Hyper extended the leg, blah blah blah ....
I hope Cowboy made it up to you!
More than I care to list out. Buuuut since you asked...
. Rectal tear. Doesn't happen often, but it has happened more than twice before, most recent was a few months ago. Badly sprained necks and back., bruises. Got an eye infection once a long time ago when attempting a facial and got hit in the eye. That was a bad one. LOL. Sore throat, most common. Got diagnosed officially with carpal tunnel syndrome when i was in a live-in relationship with two guys. We were dating for a year and a half so...
. I remember the Dr asking if i played tennis regularly. LOL
You have had your fair share, perhaps more than a fair share of sex-related accidents and injuries!
My sex Safety record is perfectly clear. I did come close to a partner having a heart attack during intercourse. He had quintuple bypass heart surgery a few weeks later.
Oh ... I suffered a minor injury while taking a HNW picture but I don't think that counts.
I guess it all depends what you were doing in the HNW shoot whether it counts as a sex-related accident or not.
Indeed, indeed. Keep that rascal restrained always!
Accidents often happen when a man allows his penis to take control!
OUCH!!!
It is ouch all round!